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Your favorite girl's men's wellness picks.

I spend all day streaming, so you know I'm an expert on staying in the chair for hours. Here's what I actually tell my boys to use when they ask how to get healthy. Daddy issues not included.

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Little notes from me

"Stop doing protocol math on a napkin, cutie. That's how men end up with 10x the dose and a story."

xoxo, goon

"Hydrate. Sleep. Lift something heavier than your phone. Then text me about it (you can't, but imagine)."

xoxo, goon

"Track everything. A man with a dosing log is basically a man with a five year plan. Very attractive."

xoxo, goon

The three things I make you use

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My "research" favorites

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The very serious disclaimer

Goon Health is a fictional character and absolutely not a doctor. She has a ring light, not a medical license. Everything on this page is for entertainment and is sold for laboratory research use only, not for human consumption. Nothing here is medical advice, has been evaluated by the FDA, or is intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent anything, including loneliness. Talk to a real healthcare professional before putting anything in your body. Yes, even if she asked nicely. Peptide Ecommerce Level 1 is business education, not legal or medical advice, and no business result is guaranteed.

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